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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” ["N_t:9I  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. OYLg-S  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” _2~+%{/m,  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? >hv8zHOO:  
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Texas. vlVHoF;&  
“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” YMr2Dv\y  
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“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” M.u1SB0  
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A very jovial kind. |YcYWok  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” 0@>  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. 5H }d\=z  
“Really?” 7!PU}[:  
No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” pv"QgH  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. GV8`.3DBOF  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” L2> )HG  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night? <V1y^EW0  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” AB=Wj*f r  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. d$B+xW  
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8. This: -GZ:}<W 6+  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. k2:mIp\  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” /[+qw%>  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. >A>_UT_"  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” 3(3-#MD0  
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Only if Confucius says so. Cig! 3  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” CZ.HQc  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. iJb-F*_y  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” C *]XQ1F4  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? [[ uZCKi  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* l 9bg  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” +m4?a\U  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. (d#W3  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” J<-2dvq  
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你他妈的. 15ImwQ  
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” #Ti5G"C  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” lFD/hz7lc  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. <zp|i#~  
But yes, I am. 9iN}v   
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” :s#&nY  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. ]lA.?  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” +?uZ~VSl  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? ;c|G  
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” >qci $  
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Because they are literally other languages =:Lc-y>  
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