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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” ,J#5Y.  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. 8vP)qy8  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” E0PBdiD6hs  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? Q&LkST-i  
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“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” _B[(/wY  
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“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” "8X+F%  
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A very jovial kind. btE+.V  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” KP(Bu0S  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. 4c yv 8  
“Really?” 5%$#3LT|  
No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” _V?Q4}7d/  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. ^pP 14y*go  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” `xr%LsNn  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night? L5W>in5(  
Woof. gr=`_k4~1  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” ;rKYWj>IR  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. on\\;V_/Q  
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8. This: L9@jmh*E  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. :Eyv==  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” / ["T#`  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. `N|CL  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” U:9vjY  
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Only if Confucius says so. [ UJj*n  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” s_LSs yqo  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. z<>_*Lfj  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” eZi<C}z  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? }i:'f 2/  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* [B`P]}gL:  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” zQ}N mlk  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. Yur)_m  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” Zd ,=  
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” 0\@|M@X=  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” bU`yymf{L  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. Y26l,XIV  
But yes, I am. +lJ]-U|P  
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” z,YUguc|  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. v=1S  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” d ovwB`5  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? >Eg. c  
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” Ia:puks=  
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